To Be Frank

I rather enjoy a casual golf cart ride. There’s nothing quite like the wind blowing through my lustrous hair and the sun shining on my beautiful face as I make my way to The Outpost for a well-deserved chicken biscuit and a clear, crisp, cool bowl of water with which to wash it down. I prefer safety precautions to be in their proper place and am quite often mortified by the … [Read more...] about To Be Frank: Two paws on the wheel

I generally tolerate visitors on my island as long as they behave themselves. The following is a little how-to guide I’ve put together for you, dear reader, to help spot tourists in the off-season, just in case you would like to steer clear of this particular breed. One of the easiest ways to spot a tourist has to be catching them purchasing clothes at the Red & White, … [Read more...] about To Be Frank: Tell-tale signs of a tourist